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Mink Is For Football Games ... Please. Out In The Fresh Air, Sit In It, Eat Hot Dogs In It, Anything.
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Mink is for football games ... please. Out in the fresh air, sit in it, eat
hot dogs in it, anything. But not evening, not elegance, I beg of you.
-- Valentina
Related:
Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! Marge: Bart! Home
Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please"....
Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
Homer: [calling out] Marge, I'm home! Where are you?
Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds a note and reads it aloud] "Dear Homer....
Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
Will: "Roses are red, Violets are Blue. Jazz and I are black, But, Carlton, what are you?
Excerpt from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai...
Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. I don't want to treat you like common dogs.
-- Miss Firecracke...