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• Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. -- Hesketh Pearso
• That's one thing about these babies. They never learned to read. -- Joe Patroni
• Version 7 alt. V7 /vee' se'vn/ n. The first widely distributed version of Unix, released unsupported by Bell Labs in 1978.
  The term is used adjectivally to describe Unix features and programs that date from that release, and are thus guaranteed to be present and portable in all Unix versions (this was the standard gauge of portability before the POSIX and IEEE 1003 standards)....
• UTSL // n. [Unix] On-line acronym for `Use the Source, Luke' (a pun on Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Use the Force, Luke!
  in "Star Wars") -- analogous to RTFS (sense 1), but more polite....
• I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.
  To see the sights I'm never going to visit....
• Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• POW: the Perfectly Obvious Way to read your mail!
• The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd
  indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible....
• The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not utterly absurd
  indeed, in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible....