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• Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned.
  A widely-read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely....
• A book of quotations ... can never be complete. -- Robert M. Hamilto
• Never counsel for contraception or refer to agencies making contraceptives available.
  Some volunteers may feel that it is the lesser of two evils, reasoning that if the girl is going to be sexually active anyway, why not at least help her from getting pregnant with contraceptives....
• Silence cannot be misquoted.
• Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
• Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
• Pearson & Presley in '92. Vote Often!!
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Silence cannot be misquoted... until Limbaugh gets hold of it.