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Mom, Can He Sleep Over If He Keeps His Cod-piece On?
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Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
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He's got the heart of a little child, and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
On a lone barren isle, where the wild roaring billows Assail the stern rock
and the loud tempests rave, The hero lies still, while the dew-drooping willows, Like fond weeping mourners, lean over his grave....
It shall be said: He died as he had lived: In his sleep.
Never smell a cod piece close up.
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
He giveth his beloved sleep. -- Old Testament -- Psalm cxxvii, 2
The politician is like an acrobat : he keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.
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A politician is an acrobat - he keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.
Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.
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