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He's Got The Heart Of A Little Child, And He Keeps It In A Jar On His Desk.
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He's got the heart of a little child,
and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
Related:
The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart." -- Menciu
The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. -- Mencius (Meng-tse) (372?-289? BCE)
Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
He who takes a child by the hand takes a mother by the heart. Danish Proverb
From the crown of his head to the sole of his foot he is all mirth
he has twice or thrice cut Cupid's bowstring, and the little hangman dare not shoot at him...
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk. -- Steven King, 3/8/90...
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong
Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...
A politician is an acrobat - he keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.