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MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS? No, Calvin.
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MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS? No, Calvin.
CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF? No, Calvin.
Then can I have a cookie? No, Calvin.
(She's on to me.)
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I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." "I figured you'd lost your mind years ago.
-- Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul 92...
That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
! -- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterso...
What will we do when they come?" "See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser.
-- CALVIN AND HOBBES...
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. -- Calvi
I'm related to people I don't relate to. -- Calvi
Had I imagined 'Calvin and Hobbes' would last this long, I would have paced myself.
The strip requires a great deal of research and I need to do more interplanetary exploration and paleontology work before I can continue....
Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
"Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...