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• Dear Emily: I saw a long article that I wish to rebut carefully, what should I do?
  -- Angry Dear Angry: Include the entire text with your article, and include your comments between the lines....
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• Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic functions of a computer.
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• Real Programmers don't read the "Wall Street Journal"; they read dumps.
• I've been married and divorced three times," the young man lamented.
  "I can't hold a job for more than six months at a time, and I'm in debt up to my ears....
• Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize.
  What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that....
• Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.