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• Bandaid!!!...Damnit Jim, I'm a paramedic...er uh..oh..OK....
• Damn it Jim!, I'm a programmer not a Doctor!
• Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics become a CPA.
  -- Jim Murray (to young sportswriters)...
• This man's dying! Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a.... oh, right.
• Jim, I'm a doctor not a prostitute!
• Never mind about the time slip -- we're on holiday! -- The Docto
• Can you recommend a way to counter the effect? Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe.
  What?! Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the asteroid....
• Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.
• Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind