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Learn To Write. Never Mind The Damn Statistics. If You Like Statistics Become A CPA.
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Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics
become a CPA.
-- Jim Murray (to young sportswriters)
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A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor, not a-oh, never mind...
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. -- Disraeli
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
Often enough, statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they concel is vital.
Don't put any faith in what statistics tell you until you have carefully examined what these statistics do not tell you....
49% of all statistics . . . are wrong. -- Statistics Canada 1985
Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
Statistics: Numbers looking for an argument.