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• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• A fool and his money are never around when you need them.
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• You can fool the people about many things, but only a fool would be foolish enough to fool the people about money.
  -- Italo Bombolini...
• A fool and his money are fun.
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• You fool, dwarves eat only coal! Now you've made him *really* mad!!
• One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it .
  .. Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. -- Ogden Nash...
• A fool and her money are soon courted.