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• Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. -- Ogden Nash
• I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
  Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash...
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
  Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all....
• Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.
• One thing about the past It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
• Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. -- Ogden Nash
• One thing about the past. It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash