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Monsters Sleep Because You Are Boring, Not Because They Ever Get Tired.
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Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
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Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey
because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that....
Never get too serious in life, because after serious, the next step is being dull, and after that it is a short step to boring.
The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it, because of course you never do.
-- Gregory Bateso...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're trying to get to sleep but can't because you don't know the right VMS logical--you keep typing SHOW LOGICAL *SLEEP* and never get anything bu
SHOW-S-NOTRAN, no translation for logical name *SLEEP*...
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Idleness is tough because you get no rest periods.
TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.
You will decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday....