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Montana Law Provides That If You Catch A Fur-bearing Animal And Tattoo Your Name On It, The Animal Thereafter Belongs To You.
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Montana law provides that if you catch a fur-bearing animal
and tattoo your name on it, the animal thereafter belongs to you.
Related:
You are magnetic in your bearing.
You may be redneck... if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.
Buffalo is not just the name of an animal.
Do you know Montana?
If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
-- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
My advice to you is that you start drinking heavily. -- Bluto in ANIMAL HOUSE
Every animal knows far more than you do. -- [Nez Pearce]