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• Have you heard of the new "morning after" pill being developed as a replacement for RU-486?
  It's called RU-Pentium. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly....
• Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
• He's so old his blood type was discontinued. -- Bill Dana
• My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
• Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
• Your type doesn't stay around long enough to stay your type.
• Nothing is less likely to appeal to young women than the opinions of old men on the pill.
• YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!!!
• Burns: Oh, top of the morning to ye! Why, look who's here!
  It's ... good old... You! Man: Hi, Mr. Burns....