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Have You Heard Of The New "morning After" Pill Being Developed As A Replacement For RU-486?
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Have you heard of the new "morning after" pill being developed as a
replacement for RU-486? It's called RU-Pentium. It causes the embryo to not
divide correctly.
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Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye
I am Pentium of Borg. You will be approximated. Replacement is futile. -- Chris Wilso
Morning after pill for men, changes your blood type.
There is nothing wrong with screwing everyone in sight.
Boring your friends about it is the sin. -- Liz Sommers <SOMMERS at RU-BLUE>...
You may possibly have heard about the new TV documentary on animal family planning in East Africa.
It's called WILD CONDOM....
Have you heard about the new Super Sensitive condoms ?
they hang about after the man leaves and talk to the woman. -- Elayne Boosler....
Athletic young 486 seeks hot Pentium that likes 8" floppies.
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.
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Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's *not* the U.
S. Army doing it!" -- Good Morning VietNam...