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• The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious. -- Robert E. Machol
• Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
• There is but one inerrant inevitable formula for success on a computer.
  This involves the combination of a computer with a human being, and it is bound to be even more effective if that human being is self-conceived as a computer programmer....
• Strange events permit themselves the luxury of occurring.
• ZIGZAG Descriptive of a straight line as drawn by someone who is either extremely intoxicated
  has absolutely no coordination, is racked by indecision about direction, or any combination of the three....
• Dude's Law of Duality: Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
• If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.
  -- The Extended Murphy's Law...
• The Extended Murphy's Law: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.
• The more unworkable the urban plan, the greater the probability of implementation. -- Robert Wood