Most Men Are Like Eggs, Too Full Of Themselves To Hold Anything Else. -- Josh Billing

Most Men Are Like Eggs, Too Full Of Themselves To Hold Anything Else. -- Josh Billing

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Most men are like eggs, too full of themselves to hold anything else.
-- Josh Billings

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There's a great power in words, it you don't hitch too many of them together. -- Josh Billing
Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.
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Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. -- Josh Billing
Remember the poor - it costs nothing. -- Josh Billing