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• Most men are like eggs, too full of themselves to hold anything else. -- Josh Billing
• You want a job where you will never run out of work--be a debt collector.
  -- Joseph Epstein's grandfathe...
• Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
  -- Josh Billing...
• The course of true anything never does run smooth.
• Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. -- Josh Billing
• The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
• Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The course of true anything never does run smooth. -- Samuel Butle
• Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness and can't find any time to practice it.
  -- Josh Billing...