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• Goodbye, Jefferson, you'll never know how much trouble you caused. -- The Man Who Came To Dinne
• Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
• Shopping centers are constructed for people who do not yet exist.
  Most of us today have bathrooms and use them, but shopping centers do not acknowledge this....
• LPT1 NOT LOCATED, USE BACKUP: Grab a pencil, now get a piece of paper...
• Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
  It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink....
• pencil and paper n. An archaic information storage and transmission device that works by depositing smears of graphite on bleached wood pulp.
  More recent developments in paper-based technology include improved `write-once' update devices which use tiny rolling heads similar to mouse balls to deposit colored pigment....
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you, cause if you do, you are in big trouble, serious trouble, lots of trouble and more trouble yet.
• Most skiers are people who jump to contusions.
• People are boring. Computers are fun.