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• Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
• 70% of all people on the road are caused by accidents.
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
• Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
• The following appeared in a health newsletter. "A ten-year nationwide study of the effectiveness of wearing a helmet while bicycling indicates that ten years ago
  approximately 35 percent of all bicyclists reported wearing helmets, whereas today that number is nearly 80 percent....
• You drink at a bar in the daytime, people call you a drunkard.
  You drink at the golf course, you're a sportsman!...
• Most of the trouble with computers is caused by people who haven't yet mastered paper and pencil.