Related:

• Farmer's Credo: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- on Sunday pray for crop failure.
• If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
• Men employees will be given off one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  -- Work Rule...
• Turning our seed-wheat-kennel tares, To burn-grain thistle, and to vaporie darnel, Cockle, wild oats, rough burs, corn-cumbring Tares.
  -- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iii...
• 6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
• 1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases.
  (2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks....
• Vacation for most of us means a couple of weeks with pay when we don't have to go to work, and during those two weeks, a couple of days when it does not rain.
• More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.
  One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction....