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Mother, They're Still Not Sure It IS A Baby!
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Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
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Lookin for a baby at mother board !!
My mother had a baby once. -- Jigge
1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some dynamite, See the grief on mother's brow
Couldn't understand it quite; Mother loved her darling well -- Curiosity never pay...
A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- The Angel's Whispe
My mother traded with a Ferengi for me when I was a baby.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. -- Kin Hubbard
Necessity sure is the mother of all invention. It is also the mother of a few other choice things!