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• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. -- Kin Hubbard
• There was a place in childhood that I remember well, And there a voice of sweetest tone bright fairy tales did tell.
  -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- My Mother dea...
• Father Bear: {Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. } Mother Bea
  {[Distorted due to technical problems]} Baby Bea...
• Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath. -- Nirvana.
• Lookin for a baby at mother board !!
• Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
• A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
• Still an angel appear to each lover beside, But still be a woman to you.
  -- Thomas Parnell (1679-1717) -- When thy Beauty appea...
• My mother had a baby once. -- Jigge