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  ell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!...
• T were vain to tell thee all I feel, Or say for thee I 'd die.
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• Everybody has to be somebody to someone, somewhere, sometime, so that they can be anybody to anyone at anytime.
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  Somewhere someone's making a penny. -- Steven Wrigh...
• To those who know thee not, no words can paint! And those who know thee, know all words are faint!
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• A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
• PURITAN: Someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.