Related:

• Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster.
  It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people....
• Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
  and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• RED DWARF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE...
• Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
  Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Oxygen's for losers! -- Confidence in Red Dwarf 'Confidence and Paranoia'
• White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.