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• If you never talk to strangers, then how do you ever meet anyone?
• hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
  The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
• Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
  .. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile
  If not, why then this parting was well made. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act v, Sc....
• It is most difficult to meet anyone who does not like a yes man or woman.
• Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
  - Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....