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Mr. Rockford? This is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and
Contemporary Etiquette. We aren't going to call again; now
you want these free lessons or what?
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Mr. Rockford, this is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary Etiquette.
We aren't going to call again! Now you want these free lessons or what?...
Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you.
Could you call me at ... My name is, uh, ... Never mind, forget it!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?...
Controller: Er, some good news, gentlemen. We have quite a treat for you.
We've been able to coax superstar James Taylor in here to Mission Control to wish you well and play you a little bit of his own brand of laid-back adult contemporary music....
Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....
What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command.
-- Havelock Ellis (1859-1939), "The Dance of Life", 1923...
George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....