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• Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread.
  .. the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!...
• Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon! [a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car] "Well, dear, you always wanted a compact.
  .." [laughs] Ain't it the truth! Marge: No, it's not the truth, Homer....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad. Home
  Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine. -- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.
  ' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
• Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase your word power'.
  That thing is really, really.. really.... good. -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Marge: You've certainly taking a shying to that magazine.
  Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they take &l...
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
  Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....