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Murphy, I'm A Mess!" "That's OK. They'll Fix You. They Fix Everything." -- Robocop
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"Murphy, I'm a mess!"
"That's OK. They'll fix you. They fix everything."
-- Robocop
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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. -- Murphy's Law No. 22
Murphy's Second Law of Construction: When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.
SysAdm: We fix everything but the system sync.
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
You can't fix it if it ain't broke.
Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines." Fry
Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix it!...
