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My 486 Is Delayed Due To MINOR Brain Surgery.
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My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
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Crash Course In Brain Surgery
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television.
It's only television. -- Linda Ellerbee...
My 486 does an infinite loop in 4.86 seconds.
Higher Brain malfunction due to lack of sleep and no coffee.
This is my brain... This is... WAIT! WHERE'S MY BRAIN!??
Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery!
--Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand...
My brain ain't working.
My brain hurts!