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• Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
• We need love, admiration, worship, as you need food.
• No matter how sophisticated you may be, a large granite mountain cannot be denied -- it speaks in silence to the very core of your being.
  -- Ansel Adam...
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)....
• I've never taken drugs, so that's why I'm probably not a big Doors fan.
  -- Spike Lee expressing his deep admiration -- for Jim Morrison and the Doors, in US magazine...
• I can't help feeling a certain pride in the admiration of women.
  I suspect that is one of my biggest failings. -- Jose Torre...
• There can be no offense where none is taken -- Japanese proverb