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My Bathroom Has A Digital Sink. When I Want To Stop The Water Running, I Put My Finger In The Faucet.
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My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I
put my finger in the faucet.
-- Ron Smith
Related:
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
If I put water in my dog's mouth, will bells ring?
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brook...
I can't stop my leg!!!
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.
It's very simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water......