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• This phone is baroque, please call Bach later.
• This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?
  ) -- Found on a door in the MSU music building...
• Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
  (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)...
• If it isn't baroque, don't fix it--unless you're sure you can handel it.
• Get your priorities straight, call a BBS.
• Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
  Handel was half German, half Italian and half English....
• I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
• Start with:) Hello, this is Adrian; I'm just returning your call.
  (Later change it to:) Hello, this is Adria...
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....