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• Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
• The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear.
  Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays....
• Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
  They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....
• Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.
  At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair....
• France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened.
  The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon....
• Beethoven can write music, thank God -- but he can do nothing else on earth.
  -- Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)...
• Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger's next movie is going to be about the lives of the world's great composers.
  The movie has Steven Seagal set to play Beethoven, Jean-Claude Van Damme will be Mozart, and when Arnie got wind of the project, he said....
• The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being.
  Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences....
• Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
  (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)...