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My Bonnie Looked Into A Gas Tank The Height Of Its Contents To See She Lighted A Match To Assist Her Oh Bring Back My Bonnie To Me.
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My Bonnie looked into a gas tank
The height of its contents to see
She lighted a match to assist her
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
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My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see!
She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me....
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
She's fragile as a string of pearls... she's nobody's girl. -- Bonnie Rai
The smiling Spring comes in rejoicing, And surly Winter grimly flies.
Now crystal clear are the falling waters, And bonnie blue are the sunny skies....
Homer: "Explosion imminent?" [scrolls back through text, sees gas wasn't vented] Oh my God!
The plant's going to explode! [shot of Lenny and Carl walking past the rumbling tank] Carl...
Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
Sure the body count in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do?
It's what everybody likes. At least its not an awful body count--it's a fun body count....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. -- Bonnie Prudde