Shary: Hello, Willie.
Lisa: You know her?
Willie: Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old
country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man
in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her
Shary: It's good to see you, Willie.
Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!
-- It was more along the lines of "Oh my god!",
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"