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• Times are hard, times are so hard right now people who don't intend to pay ain't buyin'.
  -- Slappy White...
• The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
  -- Slappy White...
• As funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
• White Castle hamburgers are the reason that toilet paper exists...
• POT LUCK -- Finding the pay toilet door ajar.
• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
  -- Jackie Verno...
• My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either.
  -- E. B. White...
• Azetbur: "The peace process will go forward. Kirk.
  ..Kirk will pay for my father's death." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...