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  -- Martin Mull...
• WAKE-UP ERECTION -- a morning thickness.
• The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city.
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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler so you can use the 15 minute waiting period to sleep some more.
• Bart: Help, Lisa! Help! Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble!
  Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot to push a return address on the stack the night before.
• One morning, four years ago, something happened that I will never forget.
  I woke up, and I looked at myself in the mirror, because I happened to wake up in the bathroom, and I said to myself, "Dave, you have a wonderful wife, you have a newborn son, you have a good job, you have friends who care about you, you have a lawn mower that starts on the second or third pull--you have everything a man could possibly want, and a whole lifetime ahead of you to enjoy it in....