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• Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power. -- Seneca
• Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• My father had silicone shots in his head to enlarge his brain.
  It worked. Now he has to wear a bra to keep his eyes in. -- Jack Graima...
• Jev: "My father has never been one to admit that he's wrong." -- "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
• If a man is happy in his work, exerting himself to the full extent of his capabilities, and enjoying it, I'd say he's a success.
  -- William Romai...