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• Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
• brown-paper-bag bug n. A bug in a public software release that is so embarassing that the author notionally wears a brown paper bag over his head for a while so he won't be recognized on the net.
  Entered popular usage after the early-1999 release of the first Linux 2....
• A bank robber hits the biggest bank in LA. He's planned this heist for years and everything goes like clockwork
  but as he's running out of the bank he notices one security camera aimed right at him....
• A pig on a mountain sees more than a wise man with a bag over his head.
• A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his checking account.
  -- Bill Bryso...
• You fiend! What have you done to him?!! We have put.
  ..a _bag_ over his head. -- Lady Farrow and Edmund : Head...
• It happened long ago In the new magic land The Indians and the buffalo Existed hand in hand The Indians needed food They need skins for a roof The only took what they needed And the buffalo ran loose But then came the white man With his thick and empty head He couldn't see past his billfold He wanted all the buffalo dead It was sad
  oh so sad. -- Ted Nugent, "The Great White Buffalo...
• Go where the money is. -- Bank robber Willie Sutto
• The Soviet news agency TASS reported that one of the leaders of the failed Soviet coup committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  He died after the third bullet entered his head....