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You fiend! What have you done to him?!!
We have put...a _bag_ over his head.
-- Lady Farrow and Edmund : Head
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That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
Good evening, Lord Blackadder. Well, it certainly is _now_... -- Lady Farrow and Edmund : Head
Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
I am prepared for the fact that he may have lost some weight.
Yes....and some _height_. -- Lady Farrow and Percy : Head...
There is a great pain in my heart... It's probably indigestion.
.I'll soon take your mind off that. No. It is my husband....
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....
You have there hit the nail on the head.
Hairdresser: So, what's the verdict? Woman: [realizes she's been given a Marge Simpson hairdo] Oh, dear God!
I can't even put a bag over my head! Hairdresser: Yes you can. -- "Homer Alone...
The fashion these days is towards the tiny... Well, in that case, Percy, you have the most fashionable brain in Britain.
-- Percy and Edmund : Head...