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• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• A winner works harder than a loser and has more time
  A loser is always too busy to do what is necessary....
• FEMINISM IS FOR THE BIRDS AND ANY REAL WOMEN KNOWS THAT.
  WOMEN ARE BORN SUBMISSIVES AND LONG TO BE TREATED AS SUCH....
• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• I take a bottle of wine and I go to drink it among the flowers.
  We are always three - counting my shadow and my friend the shimmering moon....
• Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.
  If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies....
• Coffee is my only REAL friend.
• A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
  After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes....