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• Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"? -- Hattie McDaniel
• COM: Clear Operator's Mind
• And, the driver compresses EVERYTHING, not just EXE & COM
• Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
• ZIGZAG, v.t. To move forward uncertainly, from side to side, as one carrying the white man's burden.
  (From _zed_, _z_, and _jag_, an Icelandic word of unknown meaning....
• Whenever somebody gives you a spec for some new technology, if you can't understand the spec, don't worry too much.
  Nobody else is going to understand it, either, and it's probably not going to be important....
• lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
  yler-> and I know some crazy ass people <mofino> haha &l...
• Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...