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• You fiend! What have you done to him?!! We have put.
  ..a _bag_ over his head. -- Lady Farrow and Edmund : Head...
• Look, cretins, the bag is there to obscure Baldrick's own features.
  .. ..And many might think, incidentally, that that would be reason enough for him to wear it....
• Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
• That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
  I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
  If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...