And ITT begat Hostess, and Hostess begat Morton, and Morton begat
Stuckey's and Stuckey's begat Beatrice, and Beatrice begat Little
Debbie. And Beatrice did leave Little Debbie with Hostess and go
forth into the wastelands looking for a good spot at a truck stop.
And Beatrice then did go a few miles north from the wastelands and
did settle in Nebraska, never to return to Norman, Oklahoma.
-- Endust 12, 7-10