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• ALIMONY -- having an ex-husband you can bank on.
• TV Truth: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
• If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $
  100 million, that's the bank's problem. -- John Paul Getty...
• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• You tell 'em Bank, You're safe.
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. -- Bob Hope
• HONESTY Honesty cannot be undervalued. And while I'm on the subject of honesty
  have I told you about an exciting business opportunity that could make you thousands of dollars without hard work or expensive capital investment?...
• Don't play hack at your work, your boss might hit you.