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  "Damn kid had it under his coat....
• Homer: Who are you? Newton: Homer, I'm your guardian angel.
  I've assumed the form of someone you'd recognize and revere...
• Your cart just ran over my dogma.
• Your karma just ran over my dogma.
• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
  ! Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!...