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My Hair Is My Own. I Paid For It. I Own It. -- Carl Reine
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My hair is my own. I paid for it. I own it.
-- Carl Reiner
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I own my own body, but I share
I own my own body, but I share.
I make my own reality.....
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
I asked my mother for a mind of my own, but she said no.
Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!