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If I Could Kick My Own Butt, I Would Amaze Myself!
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If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
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You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste.
-- Marcel Duchamp...
If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
... -- Avo...
Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
A kick in the butt is a step forward.
When I was in high school, my friends would lay anything that moved. I choose not to limit myself.