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• I think that the team that wins game five will win the series.
  Unless we lose game five. -- Charles Barkley...
• These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me.
  They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it. -- Charles Barkley...
• Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
• I wish these calculations had been executed by steam. -- Charles Babbage
• My interests: women, figure skating, wrestling, & women.
• My problem is not that I don't have my shit together.
  I've always had my shit together. My problem is that I just can't lift it....
• I write because there is some lie I want to expose, some fact to which I want to draw attention, and my initial concern is to get a hearing.
  -- George Orwell...
• I should never have made my success in life if I had not bestowed upon the least thing I have ever undertaken the same attention and care I have bestowed upon the greatest.
  -- Charles Dicke...
• I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.